its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
90s Animal Planet:
Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet:
ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
90s History Channel:
Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel:
So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel:
Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
a million versions of you, living and dying all over time and space.
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“The Doctor can’t quite get rid of River, nor does he want to.” Matt Smith
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"I am fortunate enough to be part of one of the most important shows on television, for more reasons than you think. First of all, Supernatural Fandom is like no other fandom… I’ve been to other conventions, I’ve done other things – Supernatural Fandom blurs the line between actor, or celebrity, and the fan. I could hang out… I could come sit like this right… and I can put my leg up here and I can talk to you and it’s not like she’s trying to steal the shoelaces off my shoe. Right? And it’s so appreciated. I’m fortunate enough to be a part of the fan base, as an actor… People at my first convention asked who I become star struck by. I become star struck by you guys… I don’t know if you guys understand what I’m saying like, these actors are my peers.. we work together at a job and we enjoy our job and all these things but, the fact that you guys support what I do is a baffling moment ya know? It’s the most flattering thing that can ever happen to a person."
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